Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Definition of Irony

There is not a staple or a stapler to be found anywhere on this floor at work. I did, however, find a large cache of staple removers.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

You Know You're Not Fully Awake ...

... When leaving the house in the morning, instead of giving the dog her morning doggy treat, you try to hand her the cell phone instead. You know, in case she wants to make a phone call during the day or something. Sheesh.