Twisted Humor

So, I'm down in Penn Station and it is as crowded and as crazy as ever. And there is this blind guy with a white stick walking through the area, tapping his cane from side to side. Only, his cane is huge, like six feet long -- literally. So he is sweeping it in these huge arcs from right to left, left to right, only Penn Station is so crowded that people can't get out of the way of his stick -- he's hitting people from every angle. People are leaping over his cane women in skirts and heels, men in business suits, people with luggage, all jumping this way and that to avoid the large range of this white stick. And what to I do? Crack up, of course.