Annoying chick on the train platform this morning. Stands practically on top of me, long, fake platinum hair, long, fake nails, tons of sickeningly sweet perfume. Walkman cranked up really loud, but she still manages to get on her cell phone and talk. Had she been smoking, the annoyance would have been complete. I saw this other guy too this morning. Wearing a really cheap, NYC Souvenir shirt. So cheap, that all the buildings dipicted in the drawn skyline where in totally the wrong places. Also wearing a really tacky souvenir hat to go with it, as well as a fanny pack. I wouldn't have mentioned this guy, only I saw him on the platform yesterday as well and he was wearing the exact same thing. Where do these people come from?