Don't you hate being called ma'am? Well, I imagine if you're a man you really hate it. But seriously, I hate it, it makes me feel so. damn. old. Bought a couple of t-shirts at Old Navy today and the checkout girl must have said ma'am three times. I wanted to say, "enough already!" I know she was just being respectful, but I would almost have preferred "Yo, bitch!" At least it would have been more appropriate.

Well, I'll make myself feel better by remembering that I was carded at the packy in Massachusetts while trying to buy beer last weekend. I didn't have my ID on me, so Ken had to buy it for me. Heh. I love Massachusetts.