I was just in the pantry at work and after helping myself to water, I noticed that the water bottle was empty. No biggie, I grabbed another one off the shelf and prepared to replace it when Accounting Woman who happened to also be standing in the room looked at me with horror and said,

AW: "Are you going to be able to lift that yourself???" Uh, yeah.
Me: "Of course."
AW: "I could never lift that."
Me: "Of course you could." (I mean, it's no more than 20 lbs)
AW: "Oh, I couldn't."
Me: "You could. Unless you have a back problem or something."

I hate helpless people.