Sometimes It Just Doesn't Pay To Be Early

I left work about 15 or 20 minutes early on Friday (which means that I left at about 5 to 5) and felt a little guilty about it, so I busted my ass to get here an hour early this morning (after, oh maybe, 6 hours of sleep) only to find that I was the first one in and there was no one around to witness this stunning feat. Hell, it's 20 to 9 and my boss is still not in! Why do I even bother?