So, I was talking to my father today and he was telling me how he and Lori went to see The Passion of Christ. I can't believe it. Two hours of a movie completely in Aramaic. ARAMAIC! Anyway, he said it was horrible. Bloody and gory and horrible. Gratuitous gore. When the movie was over he said, "My God. Mel Gibson must be crazy!"

You couldn't pay me to go to that movie. Well, actually, you could, but I would have to reserve the option to be heavily sedated first.