Things That Annoy Me: People who scarf down food in inappropriate places. Like on the elevator (or on the train, etc.) Like this woman who could not wait the one minute it would take her to ride to her floor before eating her pastry out of her Hot & Crusty bag. Pulling pieces of it out and cramming it into her mouth and then wiping her hand on her pants. gah! Or like the person who always has to sit next to me on the train going home slurping on an enormous ice cream thing. gaaaah! It's 6 PM, you're an adult, you're on your way home, aren't you going to have dinner when you get there??? Gross, gross, gross.