People Are Assholes

I get on the elevator this afternoon with about four other people. One guy stands in the middle of one wall with his legs spread trying to take up the entire wall. I lean into one corner as close to the front (and away from him) as I possibly can get without putting my nose on the actual door (I hate to have to stand in the middle of an elevator if it's not necessary). Guy makes this huge sigh and "ARRRRRGHHHHpphhhffffftttt!!!!!!!" and grudgingly backs off a millimeter. I glance over my shoulder at him and say, "well, you have the whole wall!" I get off on my floor and mutter, "sheesh. What a dick." I hope he heard me.