Well, it apparently doesn't seem to matter what store I decide to browse in, people just seem to think I work there regardless. Today it was Sephora, even though I was wearing a coat and had sunglasses on my head. People are morons.

Speaking of morons, they were giving tickets away to The Maury Show on 34th Street. Woo. You should have seen how excited all the idiots were for this "windfall". If you ever wondered from where they gather the class of people for their live audiences, now you know.